At the Board-School Lecture.—Professor McCrobe. And now, where do you suppose germs are originated?
Oversmart Lad (promptly). In Germany, sir!
[Laughter, cheers and—tears.
After a Trip to London.—Archie. Weel, Sandy, an’ hoo did ye pass the time in Lunnon?
Sandy. Richt brawly, mon. An’ forbye, when I’d clappit a stove pipe on my head and put on a frockit coat, ’deed, Archie, if there was a Southron but didna’ take me for a Cockney born and bred!
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