Guard (to excited passenger at the Edinburgh Station, just as the train is starting). “Ye’re too late, sir. Ye canna enter.”
Stalwart Aberdonian. “I maun!”
Guard (holding him back). “Ye canna.”
Aberdonian. “Tell ye I maun—I weel!” (Gripping Guard.) “If I maunna, ye sanna!!!”
HOMAGE TO THE SCOTS RIFLES
BY A SPITEFUL COMPETITOR
It seems that the Scots
Turn out much better shots