At long distance, than most of the Englishmen are:
But this we all knew
That a Scotsman could do—
Make a small piece of metal go awfully far.
AT BILKINS’S ROYAL HOTEL (LIMITED), LONDON.
Mac (hungry). “Lo-or-sh keep’s! Ca’ this a br’akfast!!”
AT THE ROB ROY INN, PEEBLES, UNLIMITED!