VACCINATION RE-NAMED
The New Doctor. “Well, Mac, how is the little girl’s arm going on?”
Mac. “Weel, sir, my gudewife says it’s looking just fine whaur ye tattoo’d it.”
“WHAT IN THE CAPTAIN’S BUT A CHOLERIC WORD”
The Laird (to his Gardener, who had caught somebody trespassing). “Hum! And you say, Saunders, that the fellow was impudent?”
Gardener. “‘Impident!’ ’Deed, sir, if he had been the Laird himsell he could na hae been mair ill-bred!”