A POSER

Fair Client. “I’m always photographed from the same side, but I forget which!”

Scots Photographer (reflectively). “Well, it’ll no be this side, I’m thinkin’. Maybe it’s t’ither!”

A NICE DISTINCTION

Porter. “Train’s awa, man. Ye should hae ran faster.”

Passenger. “Ran faster! Dod, I ran fast eneugh, but I should hae startit sooner.”