“ALARUMS, EXCURSIONS”
Perplexed Old Lady (at Scottish Junction in a fog). “Ah hae ma bundle—an’ ah hae ma teeck’t—but fa’s the Deeside Rel-ro’d!!”
Excited Scotsman (who has just hooked a fish). “I’m dashed feared I’ll loose my half-crown flee!”
“WHEN GREEK MEETS GREEK.” Scene—District Court in a Colony