Jink. “My dear MacFuddle, it’s the very thing you want! Charming house—lovely spot! Cheap, too. But one great drawback. You can’t get any water there!”

MacFuddle. “Oh, that doesn’t matter!”

REFRESHMENT

Hospitable Good Templar (to Visitor—average Scotsman). “Well, now, what will you tak’, Mac, after your walk—tea, or coffee, or pease-brose?”!!

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THE EGREGIOUS ENGLISHMAN