The staundard o’ Kingskettle;

But eh! I fear frae what I hear

Thae fouk in Lunnon toun, Jeames,

Are bent the noo on findin’ hoo

To eddicate us doun, Jeames.

For hae ye heard their latest plan?

I canna weel believe it—

Deil tak’ the impidence o’ man

That ever daured conceive it!

They’re sending doun a Southron loon