The facts are easy stated:
They tak’ inspectors frae a class
No richtly eddicated,
An’ when the fules inspect oor schules,
I’ll swear upon my life, Jeames,
There’s no a man can unnerstan’
The classic tongue o’ Fife, Jeames.
An’ whaur’s the cure? The thing tae dae
Tae pit them on their mettle
Wad be tae raise inspectors tae