Boots (after search).—I beg pardon, sir, but the chambermaid mistook it for the skirt of the young lady in No. 13. But you’ve got her gown!


RECOLLECTIONS OF THE HOLIDAYS

Fussy Body (in search of a seat). “A’ fu’ here?”

Voice from the depths.

“‘We ar’na fou, we’re no sae fou,

But jist a drappie in oor e’e——’”