For mind ye, ’tisna gi’en to a’
To live aboot Kinghorn, man.
“USED TO IT!”
Officer at firing-point (who thinks that it’s raining). “Sergeant Mauchline, hadn’t you better wear your great coat till it’s your turn to fire?”
Sergeant Mauchline (frae the “Land of Lorne”). “Hoo! No the noo! I’ll pit it on when it comes wat!”
City Friend (visiting in Scottish rural town). And tell me, Andrew, are you wi’ the Wee Kirkers, or the United Frees?