Andrew. Man, I’m gi’en’ up releegion a’thegither, an j’inin’ the Auld Kirk.


The Scotsman who tumbled off a bicycle says that in future he intends to “let wheel alone.”


My Only “Crossed Checks.”—My own Shepherd’s-plaid Trousers.


QUANTITY, NOT QUALITY

English Angler, having discovered there are two sorts of whisky at the inn (best at 6d., second best at 3d.), orders a glass each of the sixpenny.