Andrew. Man, I’m gi’en’ up releegion a’thegither, an j’inin’ the Auld Kirk.
The Scotsman who tumbled off a bicycle says that in future he intends to “let wheel alone.”
My Only “Crossed Checks.”—My own Shepherd’s-plaid Trousers.
QUANTITY, NOT QUALITY
English Angler, having discovered there are two sorts of whisky at the inn (best at 6d., second best at 3d.), orders a glass each of the sixpenny.