NOT TO BE MADE A FOOL OF

Farmer. “Noo, if it’s a fair question, hoo much wull ye get for thae kye when ye’ve feenished them?”

Artist. “Oh, perhaps sixty guineas, or so.”

Farmer. “Wha-a-t! Dinna tell me, man; A’l no get that for them leevin’.”


At Bonnie Blinkie Castle.—Mr. Lysander B. Chunks, of Chicago (who has rented the property of the Duke of B. B.). I see this mansion described in the guide-books as “palatial.” Why, it isn’t in it with the Mastodon Hotel, Milwaukee!

English Guest. Then why didn’t you hire the hotel?


Macbeth to Bad Mock Turtle.—“Unreal mockery, hence!”