INCORRIGIBLE!
Mrs. M‘Finnan (very genteel, and speaks pure Edinburgh English). “My dear, you’ve got pigeon-pie there, I think.”
Mr. M‘Finnan (an Aberdonian, and not particular). “A——ye. Fa-a’s for doo tair-rt? I’m for neen mysel’!”
A FRIENDLY WARNING
First Tramp. “I wadna advise ye tae gang up there!”