Sorrows o’ Satan! Aye, good lack!

’Tis bad to paint ye owre black;

But thus whitewash ye! Oh! quack! quack!

His truest “sorrow”

Satan from the she-scribbler’s knack

Must surely borrow.

Weel, fare-ye-weel, Auld Nickie-Ben!

Ye’ve borne some wrangs at hands o’ men,

But frae the writing-woman’s pen,

She-poet-prophet,