Gude luck deliver ye—and then
Ye’ll no dread Tophet!
A WARNING TO LAWSONITES
First Scots Boatman. “Weel, Geordie, hoo got ye on the day?”
Second Ditto (drouthy, he had been out with a Free Kirk Minister, a strict abstainer). “Nae ava. The auld carle had nae whusky, sae I took him whaur there was nae fush!”
DRIVING A BARGAIN