Gude luck deliver ye—and then

Ye’ll no dread Tophet!

A WARNING TO LAWSONITES

First Scots Boatman. “Weel, Geordie, hoo got ye on the day?”

Second Ditto (drouthy, he had been out with a Free Kirk Minister, a strict abstainer). “Nae ava. The auld carle had nae whusky, sae I took him whaur there was nae fush!”

DRIVING A BARGAIN