QUOI?
First Artist (six months in Paris).. “Yes, this is the best thing I’ve done.”
Second Artist (just arrived).. “Mon, dinna let that discoorage ye!”
“WHERE THERE’S A WILL THERE’S A WAY”
(Liberal Scots Farmer giving his workpeople a dram). “Awm sorry, Mrs. McDougal, ye canna tak a gless on account of your temperance principles!”
Mrs. McDougal. “Hoot, man! Ye jist poor’t on ma bap, [A] an’ I’ll eat it!”