She went to the Baker’s
To buy him some bread,
When she came back
Poor Doggy was dead.

She went to the Undertaker’s
To buy him a coffin,
When she came back
The Dog was laughing.

She took a clean dish
To get him some tripe,
When she came back
He was smoking his pipe.

She went to the Tailor’s
To buy him a coat,
When she came back,
He was riding a goat.

She went to the Fruiterer’s
To buy him some fruit,
When she came back,
He was playing the flute.

She went to the Barber’s
To buy him a wig,
When she came back
He was dancing a jig.