She went to the Cobbler’s
To buy him some shoes,
When she came back
He was reading the news.

She went to the Hatter’s
To buy him a hat,
When she came back
He was feeding her cat.

She went to the Sempstress
To buy him some linen,
When she came back
The Dog was spinning.

She went to the Hosier’s
To buy him some hose,
When she came back
He was drest in his clothes.

The Dame made a curtsey,
The Dog made a bow,
The Dame said ‘your servant,’
The Dog said ‘bow wow.’