Truth, March 22, 1883.
NEVER JOHN MOORE; OR, THE REJECTED SUITOR.
(An old story by an Old Bachelor.)
(With sincere apologies to the Rev. Charles Wolfe—for the sheep's clothing.)
I.
He felt highly absurd, as he put on his coat,
And, of course, exceedingly worried;
He swore he'd never return to the spot,
As out of the front door he scurried.