With good hope of victory fired,

He was rowing along in his jersey and bags,

But feeling uncommonly tired!

Pull! pull! pull!

He began his full powers to exert;

Soon his boat would have been at the head of the river,

But when just at the barge—an unfortunate shiver

Made him catch a crab in the spurt!

REMEX MORIBUNDUS.

College Rhymes (T. and G. Shrimpton), Oxford, 1865.