If this is the water cure.

"Rub, rub, rub,

He'll rub away life and limb;

Rub, rub, rub,

It seems to be fun for him.

Sheeted from head to foot,

I'd rather be covered with dirt;

I'll give you the sheet and the blankets to boot,

If you'll only give me my shirt.

"Oh men, with arms and hands;