I'd cram you, if I had you here,
Within an inch of your lives!
But Examiners' hearts are hard,
And their wisdom is but a sham;
And little they care what we have to bear,
Or how hard we need to cram!
"Oh! but to play a game
With my happy friends below!
Oh! but to make a pun,
Or try—but 'tis all 'no go'—