While Tich, Tich, Tich,
With gruesome and long-drawn face,
"The Doctor," with voice of dolorous pitch,
(Ah me! to have to listen to sich),
Sang the Song of "the Case."
Funny Folks, October 2nd, 1875.
THE SONG OF THE TURK IN 1877.
WITH arguments tattered and worn,
With facts long torn to a shred,