And Turk, Turk, Turk,

When the weather is warm and bright.

And yet, underneath the theme

A longing for power lurks.

So the people of England show me their backs,

And twit me about my Turks.

Oh, but to breathe the air

Of the Treasury Bench so sweet,

With never a soul above my head,

And Lord Beaconsfield under my feet!