And my broom is my only support."

With features sallow and grim,

With visage sadly forlorn,

The Janitor sat in the Janitor's room,

Weary, and sleepy, and worn.

It's a fact, fact, fact,

He sat with a visage forlorn,

And still as he sat with a voice half cracked,

He sang the Janitor's song.

Carmina Collegensia.