My lips, my chin, my cheek.

Moustache, imperial, beard,

Imperial, beard, moustache,

Could I but see signs of the three,

I would give good sterling cash.

I rub, rub, rub,

When the shades of night set in,

Rub, rub, rub,

Pomatum o'er cheeks and chin,

Whilst Tabby, with whiskers long,