(With Respectful Memories of Tom Hood.)

With garments soddened and soiled,

With boot-tops covered in grime,

With trousers bespattered with foulest mud,

Picking one's way through the slime.

Slush—slush—slush!

And foul-smelling filth and dirt,

That clings like a kind of malodorous pitch—

I sing the "Song of the Dirt."

Dirt—dirt—dirt!