If he'd clear the mud 'neath my feet.

For only one short hour,

To feel as I used to feel:

The pavement free from grease and slime

In my walk that's now an ordeal.

Funny Folks, January, 1884.


THE WAIL OF A PROOF-READER.

Made During a Fearful "Spell" of Weather by One of 'Em.

With fingers weary and worn,