And the swelling monopolist drives

To his villa at Haverstock Hill,

But it's O for the number of poor men's lives

Food-stinted to plump his till!

Take! Take! Take!

Oh grabber of swag from the sea,

But you'll render a reckoning one of these days

To the public and Mr. P.


In June, 1882, the Editor of The Weekly Dispatch awarded a prize of Two Guineas to M. Percivale, for a parody on Locksley Hall. The somewhat uncomplimentary allusions to a young Æsthetic poet are too obvious to require any elucidation.