It is not paper you're tearing up,
But Senior Freshman's Duns,
For the Duns are growing rude,
Because of the Bills I owe,
Madden and Roe, Kinsley and Jude,
Jude and Kinsley and Roe.
Wait, wait, wait,
Till term after term fulfils,
And wait, wait, wait,
As minors wait for wills,