Poor Wilford rose up, and he hied him away

In a scanty assortment of clothes;

And the baronet rummaged and routed his trunk,

As we do when our "general" goes.

And there he hid a fork and spoon

In a most ingenious way,

And a ring or so and a deed or two,

And Wilford was tried next day;

But the KNIFE had slipped in, and—ha, ha!—'twas found!

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