And jest loaf around here,—say, Jim, will you smile?

Tom Fakes was the chum,

Down in Frisco, of Sam;

And one mornin' there come

These here telegram:

"You can sell for five hundred,

Come down by the train!"

Sam By-Joed and By-Thundered,—

'Twas whistlin' quite plain,

And down to Dutch Flat rushed with might and with main.