But no—you'd think it quite a shame;

So I must be content to take

My choice of humbler maiden's charms—

Must marry someone who can bake,

And has a sturdy pair of arms.

Lady Clara Vere de Vere,

Some "Lord Dundreary" you must find;

Our rustic bread and cheese and beer

Would hardly suit your taste refined.

If I should write you of my love,