And I'm to be top o' the list, mother, top o' the list, they say,

I lie awake all night, mother, but in the morn I sleep,

And dream of Virgil, Euclid, Dons, all jumbled in a heap,

And the letters in the Euclid dance about like lambs at play:

O, I'm to be top o' the list, mother, top o' the list, they say.

As I came by King's Chapel, whom do you think I saw,

But Andrew Jones de Mandeville Fitzherbert Aspenshaw!

He thought of that hard problem I gave him yesterday;

For I'm to be top o' the list, mother, top o' the list, they say.

He thought me such a bore, mother, for he couldn't get it right,