And if you're passing earlier, pray rat-tat at my door;

But stay I have so much to do, that p'rhaps 'twill better be,

Not to depend on you at all, but call myself at three.

* * * *

I cannot, though an Emperor, stay quietly at home,

Some impulse irresistibly makes me for ever roam;

Each week it holds me tighter still beneath its mystic thrall,

Till soon I am afraid I shall not eat or sleep at all.

Truth, June 21, 1877.

Another parody of the same original, called The Business of Pleasure, appeared in Truth, May 9, 1878.