From Twickenham to Reading.

"I crawl, I creep, I smell, I smear,

Amongst my oozy shallows;

I so pollute the atmosphere

It quite knocks-up the swallows.

"I grow each season more impure,

As every one's remarking;

I am an open running sewer

From Teddington to Barking.

"And so upon my course I go,