"The House of Lords sat last night somewhat less than a quarter of an hour, during which no business was done."

PEERS, idle Peers, I know not what they do.

Peers from the depths of their luxurious chairs

Rise in the Clubs, and saunter into the House,

In-looking on the happy Hugh, Lord Cairns,

And thinking of the Bills that are in store.

Sure as the hammer falling at a sale,

That makes us travel by the Underground,

Sad as the feeling when our bargains prove

Not quite the treasure which we hoped to find;