"There seems to be hardly a single ailment not traceable to the poulterer or butcher."—Daily Paper.
"HALF a duck, half a duck,
Guests do not shirk ye;
Eat, 'tis the Christmas luck,
Eat a whole turkey!"
Little thought they of pain,
Killed they the plate again,
Why would ye not refrain?
On to death, onward!
Death was to right of them,