Where women suffer and pine,

But I bet that a painted face I'll show

Of a love-sick model of mine,

That will beat them all for hopeless woe

And cadaverous design!

"And our surgeon said, 'No doubt you will,

For the epicene women you paint

Are bilious ghosts in want of a pill,

With undoubted strumous taint;

So hollow-eyed and cheek'd, no skill