Answer'd, amazed: "What! you like fat, my wife!

And never told me. O, this is not kind!

Think what your reticence has wrought for us:

How all the fat sent down unto the maid—

Who likes not fat—for such maids never do—

Has been put in the waste-tub, sold for grease,

And pocketed as servants' perquisite!

O, wife! this news is good; for since, perforce,

A joint must be nor fat nor lean, but both;

Our different tastes will serve our purpose well;