Many a morning in the railway did we run to Richmond, Kew,

And her hunger cleared my pockets oft of shillings not a few!

Many an evening down at Greenwich did we eat the pleasant "bait,"

Till I found my earnings going at a rather rapid rate.

Oh! Miss Belmont, fickle-hearted! Oh, Miss Belmont known too late,

Oh, that horrid, horrid Richmond, oh, the cursed, cursed "bait."

Falser far than Lola Montes, falser e'en than Alice Gray,

Scorner of a faithful press-man, sharer of a tumbler's pay!—

Is it well to wish thee happy? having once loved me—to wed

With a fool who gains his living by his heels, and not his head!