Norman and Saxon a wee are we,

But more of us rum-uns or Danes you see

Some of us Saxons, and all with a B

In our bonnets, or something that's stronger than tea;

And it's all as easy as A, B, C,

To the poet who sang like a swan up a tree,

Alexandra!

"The promise of May" was a little bit late,

And a fox jumped over a parson's gate,

And he had my cochins, too, if you please,