Being the experience of Officials, Counsel, Clients, Witnesses, and all who do their business in the Great Legal Maze. With apologies to the Poet Laureate.
Up the stairs, down the stairs,
Farther and farther yet;
Here we come out of breath,
Flustered and sundered.
Barriers to right of us,
Barriers to left of us,
Barriers in front of us!
Bad words we thundered.