And the learned gush of the Daily T.,

To be called a porpoise or ocean-calf,

Or a seven-foot slug from the deep blue sea.

Me a Manatee? Dickens a bit!

The Mermaid of fiction was something fine,

A fish-tailed Siren given to sit

On a handy rock, 'midst the breezy brine,

Each golden curl with a comb of pearl

Arranging in many a taking twirl,

Like a free-and-easy nautical girl.