Whose names are inscribed in that golden book.
'Oh! who shall we get to sing to "the Beast"?
To sing to the Beast a deathless song?'—
'Till they came to Tupper, the great High Priest—
Proverbially the worst of the throng.
And their hearts exulted
A moment or two:—
'His were the queerest,
But we've promised the dearest,
Tupper won't do!'