"He asked me when we met last night,

If I would like a sail or row;

I answered 'Yes,' with great delight;

He said at one o'clock we'd go.

'Tis now five minutes past the hour,

And where is he, I'd like to know?

Oh! if I did not love him so

I'd punish him—and show my pow'r.

But oh, alas! it is so dreary

When I am not with Fred;