Oh! the Ayes were two forty-three!

Who'd run a tilt 'gainst common sense?

I married for convenience;

Brotherly love? oh! fiddle-de-dee!

'Tis wiser th' ills we know to bear,

Than run the chance of worse elsewhere;

Oh! the Ayes were two forty-three!

Twice married—but I'm bound to state

Th' expediency of this is great;

Brotherly love? oh! fiddle-de-dee!