Mrs. Biggs, of Brunswick Square,

Though I had work upon my hands,

I grew alarmed: oppressed with care,

I sought repose on Ramsgate sands.

Returned at last, I chanced to cast

A glance into my chiffonier.

Oh, Mrs. B., your dodge I see!—

While I've been gone you've drunk my beer!

Mrs. Biggs, of Brunswick Square,

You put strange memories in my head,—