I'll fire it round in pieces.

They murmur, murmur everywhere;

But I will heed them never,

For women weep and strong men swear,

I'll sling their trunks forever!

Ever! ever!

I'll bust the trunk forever!

From the United States Independent, September, 1881.


After the defeat of Colonel Burnaby, and the Hon, A. C. Calthorpe, at the last Birmingham election, the following parody appeared in The Gridiron, a local satirical paper.